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Posted by rovermadman on 6th August 2008

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Posted by rovermadman on 6th August 2008

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Coming Home Late

Posted by rovermadman on 6th August 2008

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,

“You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s butt and say, ‘Lets do it!’

….and she’s always sound asleep.

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The doctors funeral

Posted by rovermadman on 5th August 2008

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”

“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.
“What’s so funny about that?”

“I’m a gynecologist.”

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Elderly man on bench

Posted by rovermadman on 5th August 2008

THERE IS MAN AT THE PARK SITTING ON THE
BENCH CRYING… CRYING, SOMEONE
ASKED, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? HE REPLIED
I HAVE JUST MARRIED THIS BEAUTIFUL 30 YEAR
OLD GIRL, SHE IS WONDERFUL, SHE COOKS
DELICIOUS MEALS, SHE KEEPS THE HOUSE VERY
CLEAN, SEX IS GREAT, THE MAN ASKED: SO
WHY ARE YOU CRYING? THE ELDERLY MAN ANSWERED: I FORGOT
WHERE I LIVE.

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Democracy……Where is it?

Posted by rovermadman on 4th August 2008

Firstly, what is democracy. Democracy is where where the government carries out the will of the majority.
If that is the case then how many democratic countries are there? I would argue that the answer to this question is NONE.
For all the claims of politicians of so called democracies I would ask, when do you actually carry out the wishes of your citizens?
You are elected on the only day that your country is a true democracy….election day.
After that you ride roughshod over the people introducing laws that the people do not want. What do you call a country like that…..A dictatorship?
I challenge any government of any “democracy” to always listen to what the majority of your citizens want. Now that would be a true democracy…..

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Should the west interfere?

Posted by rovermadman on 4th August 2008

We have a situation where the Iranians are developing nuclear enrichment programs and the countries of the west are jumping up and down trying to stop them.
What next? Will the west again invade a country simply because it doesn’t agree with it’s policies or government?
How can the countries who have nuclear capability tell another country that they cannot have the same right?
Would it not be better for the nuclear capable nations to lead by example and scrap their own nuclear weapons so that there is no longer a need for them.
It’s a “mines bigger than yours” syndrome that the world can do without.
The west states that these nations cannot be trusted with nuclear weapons but at the end of the day only one nation ( from the WEST) has actually used them in anger.
Lastly, what has happened every time the west has invaded a country because it disagreed with it’s policies?
In every case the people of that country have ended up worse off and the cost to the invaders has been astronomical.
What do you thin? Should the west interfere or live and let live?
Can the countries of the west be trusted any more than others not to abuse nuclear weapons?

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